new job?

Starting a new job’s got me thinking things like this:

Be prepared to tell your co-workers that you do not know what you are doing and feel really scared about it. Mercy!!!

As I face a new job these are the animals that run through my brain-space.

Fear Kitten number one: Will they like me?

FK2: What if I make a bad start and they don’t let me recover?

KF3: The commute and schedule will suck.

FK1: But what if they don’t like me?!

FK2: I’ll never be able to relax again! It will be too much going on. I suck at desisionmaking!

FK3: Well all he scary things could happen on the same day.

FK2: NOOOOO!

FK1: I want a hug.

FK4: Vomit.

FK2: No, not vomit!

FK4: Vomit, vomit!

FK3: Yeah vomit.

FK2: Disgusting!

FK1: I don’t want vomit. I want a hug.

FK4: Vomit, feel better.

FK3: Ooo! I’m gonna keep us up telling stories tonight!

FK2: No we need sleep!

FK4: Vomit, then sleep, all better!

FK2: A hug would be less messy. Let’s give FK1 a hug, ok.

FK4: I still wanna vomit.

FK2: vomit tomorrow.

FK4: grrr.

and so it goes, forever.